I'm currently disregarding the feature meme due to lack of interest, and - ironically - posting this in response to mediocre amount of interest.

I almost have 1000 pageviews. Admittedly, I think it'll take until at least Christmas for it to move from the current 942 to the magic 4-digit figure, but it's better to be prepared than... not.

So I propose Kiriban. First person who sees 1000+ pageviews needs to say hello to me and ask for me to do stuff for you. Warning: it'll take a looooong time for me to actually do it.

*crouches and waits in anticipation*

EDIT:

Go to this feature. [link]

My sister compiled all the stuff.

Go. Now. It's nice.